One Does Not Simply

One Does Not Simply Skip the Prologue - Ep. 1

In this episode, we tackle the prologue, and more importantly, whether or not you should read it.

One Does Not Simply Borrow From Bilbo - Ep. 2

In this episode, we discuss chapters 1 and 2 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Leave the Beer Barrel Behind - Ep. 3

In this episode, we cover Chapter 3 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Off-Road It - Ep. 4

In this episode, we cover Chapters 4 and 5 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Stumble Into Plate Tectonics - Ep. 5

In this episode, we cover Chapters 6 and 7 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Wheel a Barrow - Ep. 6

In this episode, we cover Chapters 8 and 9 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Stop Being an Aragorn Girl - Ep. 7

In this episode, we cover Chapters 10 and 11 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Bone the Bone - Ep. 8

In this episode, we discuss the MVP - Bill the Pony, question Tolkien's awareness of the word "bone", and wonder where the hell Arwen is. This episode covers Chapter 12 of The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Gloingarry Gloin Ross - Ep. 9

In this episode, we discuss the most terrifying scene in any movie ever (Scary Bilbo), Tolkien finally getting his dialogue game on, and who should have been Elrond. This episode covers Book 2, Chapter 1 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.

One Does Not Simply Bury the Ring - Ep. 10

In this episode, we rapidly transition from Aragorn girls to Boromir girls to Samwise girls. We also discuss several ring-destruction loopholes. This episode covers Book 2, Chapter 2 of The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring.